the bible says Adam and Eve not Adam and yo stanky weave
(Source: sugarina)
Tell me something I don’t know, Tumblr. Geez.
this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future
omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life
last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time
I got the attractive foreign man who got deported last time.
I got Martin Freeman.
I got a baby Matt Smith… Interesting.
“Talking shit shrimp dick?”
I got Queen!
(Source: supernatasha)
Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
(Source: yunuen)
do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the beyonce
(Source: spookymanor)
He’s a very literal man.
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