“With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you’re too smart to go down any not-so-good street.”
— Dr. Seuss
Public Indecency
- Me: ...And they were offensive!
- Ivan: How are mountain climbing shoes offensive?
- Me: He's in Houston.
- Ivan: But offensive? Isn't that reserved for... I don't know public indecency?
- Me: Ivan, those shoes were public indecency.
My shoes, I’m not quite sure why I took this or why I cared enough to put it on the internet but it’s there sooo…
“You never think you’re a goodie two-shoes until you go to college and realize that everyone else is only wearing one shoe.”
— Nate the Great
